BurgerQuest*

A relentless pair of burger lovers on a 52-week hunt for the genuinely great — no chains, no comps, no shortcuts. Just two honest opinions, one naked patty at a time.

The Fabulous Burger Boys

We are two people who really love a genuinely great, medium-rare, hand-formed hamburger.

It started simply: I happen to love a good hamburger, and so does a friend who agreed to join me. With more time to seriously pursue the incredible, we've set out to eat our way through fifty-two weeks of contenders — chasing the honest, unglamorous joy of a burger done right.

Arigorous,repeatabletastingritualsoeveryverdictactuallymeanssomething.

The naked base burger.

Control Burger01

  • One plain, naked patty — no condiments
  • Split evenly between both tasters
  • Eaten first, before anything dressed
  • Judged medium-rare, under 140°F

Two Tasters02

  • Never fewer than two people
  • Each writes an independent review
  • Opinions consolidated into one verdict

Every Wednesday03

  • We visit at 1 PM sharp
  • Fifty-two restaurants, one year
  • Always incognito, and we never take comps